Freedom! Don't Flush Your Nutrilite Vitamins!

You know how its like when you go to an Amway training conference and the business leader up on the stage leads the IBO's into a chant “Freedom! Flush that stinking job!” Ya don't ? Well it happened to me one time I think!

So this is my version of the IBO chant. Freedom! Buy those super Nutrilite vitamins!

One morning I heard my husband throwing things into the toilet. Lots of little splashes. Nothing good can ever come of that so I went over to investigate. He was cleaning out his medicine cabinet because we're going to paint the bathroom and need the fixtures off the walls.

The medicines and first aid supplies are kept in another cabinet so I'm wondering just how much aspirin does he have stockpiled in there and if it has all expired. Closer inspection shows he is accidently turfing out Nutrilite vitamins. I'm sure they have expired a long time ago. Its not like we consume a lot of vitamins but he bought them because we needed them for customers (and to get the PV up there). That's part of being in Amway. Buying ebough products that you always need and will always use. One of those bottles was concentrated fruits and vegetables. I mean what was he thinking he was doing thowing that out for? I stock up weekly on Nutrilite concentrated fruits and veggies. Half the time he's with me when I'm shopping and can choose what he wants. I also buy berries and freeze them and we buy frozen fruits and vegetables as needed when not available at the produce store.

The reason we bought those concentrated fruits and vegetables is because of what we heard from the stage. Our Diamond upline telling the IBO's they do need fresh fruit and vegetables and when they can't get then then they will get what they need from buying a bottle of the Nutrilite food supplements. Some of those distributors have degrees as nutritionists too.

But the Nutrilite vitamins didn't all flush. Some of them were sitting there on the bottom of the tank despite several flushes to get them down. That would be him doing the flushing. Then he left the area. But an hour later he came back and said "hey what's that in the toilet?" Honestly I think dementia is setting in.

I mean really! What do you think it is? Who was flushing Nutrilite vitamins I remind him. And then I point out they've been in there for quite some time and they're not flushing. Does that give you any clue what happened next?

So he grabs the plunger and is determined to get those hold out vitamins down the drain.

Brings back visions of using the plunger to deal with the massive dog poos when we used to buy Walmart dog food!

He has decent success with the plunger. Only one Nutrilite vitamin is left in the toilet bowl.

I tell him to leave it in there because I'm curious how long it will take to flush. I came back a couple of hours later to check on it and now it is starting to move a little. I would have left it longer but now I had a bag of dog poop to flush. Don't want to leave that ripening in the house! This time when I flushed the toilet the Nutrilite vitamin disappeared. Perhaps the dog poop dragged it through the hole. Sad end though.

I'm sure glad we're on city sewer and don't have a septic tank! Who knows maybe that Nutrilite will help clean up the septic system!