101 More ways To Praise An Amway IBO

Had so much fun with the original post that I had to carry it through with a little help from some of the people who left comments

1. Are you one of those good guys that sells Amway products?
2. How would your wife feel if you weren't in Amway?
3. How much time do your children spend with babysitters and daycare less these days now that because you’re successful with your Amway business?
4. How much debt have you written off because of Amway?
5. Does your upline never stop giving you praise?
6. Did some Platinum give you a great piece of advice and you held on to it?
7. You’ve got to pay to attend seminars so Amway can teach you how to be a commissioned salesperson? Don’t most companies provide free training?
8. How do your upline Diamonds spend the time enjoying their Amway bonus money?
9. What’s it like having everyone wanting to know more when you say you’re in Amway?
10. You don't seem to be awfully consumed by an unnatural desire for materialistic things.
11. If it's really your own business, then does your upline really control more of your life than my boss does at my J.O.B.?
12. I’m a broke loser, how can I own my house outright and become like your family with enough money to avoid foreclosure?
13. If your Amway upline Diamond asked you to sell a glass of Kool-Aid, would you do it without question? That would never happen right?
14. Does it ever bother you that the “fake it til you make it” quote sounds like an old bedroom joke sometimes?
15. That is interesting proof you have that a certain % of the population is dead or broke by age 65? 16. How fast did you make new friends thanks to Amway?
17. When my childhood friend told me there really wasn't a Santa Claus or Easter Bunny, was he being a dream-stealer?
18. Who do you like better? Rich or Jay?
19. Amway IBO’s are some of the most positive people in the world.
20.I can't wait to join your Amway business. I’m not a quitter.
21. It’ll cost me an extra $50 a month to have an Amway web page but that seems ok!
22. Do others try and make you feel superior to others for having a job?
23.I’m a compassionate human being who cares about others. Amway taught me that.
24.I was watching the Hidden Millionaire last night and I thought about you.
25.Where are your other 2 Diamonds?
26.Are you always this clever or did you learn it from your Amway upline?
27.Why do people in Amway have such a high opinion of others?
28.You want to show me a board plan? I’ll be right over. Can you come back and tell me again? Like how soon can you get here.
29.You’re in Amway? You must have some special desire to help people.
30.Go ahead and tell me everything that’s good about Amway. I have all day!
31. Look up winner in the dictionary. The definition is people who are involved in Amway.
32.You never used to be this helpful until you got involved in Amway.
33. Don’t feel great? A lot of people get into Amway because of you.
34.Are all IBO's as good as you or are you just being modest today?
35. You’re living proof that people in Amway are winners.
36.I used to think you were interesting and now that you’re involved in Amway my opinion of you has increased even more.
37. I would ask how much money you make in Amway but I know that's rude.
38.You need want to talk to me. I need a new direction!
39.Do you mean it? Cos I’m fat and should go on the Amway Trim diet plan? You’re a considerate Amway person. At least I can lose weight the right way.
40.Don’t you ever get tired of helping an IBO downline?
41. You sound like you’re impressed by your of upline Platinum.
42. I’ve come across other people in MLM who are envious of you Amway IBO's.
43.What makes an IBO tick? I sure hope its a good challenge!
44. Is your family happy now that you're home every night because you’re in Amway?
45.You are such a nice person. Tell me about Amway.
46.You say you’ll go far one day thanks to Amway? Why don’t you help me get there?
47.Must you leave so soon? I was about to put more coffee on.
48.You’re in Amway? Is there diploma for that?
49.Thanks for pointing out that I'm wasting my time in my J.O.B.
50.You signed up with Amway? You’re a born leader.
51. We all sprang from creation but you IBO's are a special breed.
52.One of the skills you’ll learn from being in Amway is the art of being kind and patient.
53. Don’t you ever take a night off?
54.I don’t know what makes you Amway IBO's so nice but whatever it is really works.
55. If jobs are so bad why do you think people stick at them?
56.I've learned that people who join Amway do it to spend more time with their families.
57. I’m out of my mind with excitement because I've just joined Amway. At last I’ve done it.
58.I have a shitty job but everything’s better now that I've become an IBO.
59.Can I talk to you on your cell phone about this?
60.I’ve can't get enough of hearing about how awesome Amway is. No other business venture is this good.
61. If you IBO's find it hard to laugh at other then the rest of us are with you.
62. Oh cool. Our IBO is visiting with us again!
63.When can I come to an Amway board plan?
64. Do you have an Amway business leader I can talk to?
65.You wanna hear my dreams? It involves you helping me build this thing.
66.What am I? A willing learner!
67.Yes, as a matter of fact, I am interested. Sign me up!
68.Why are you IBO's the biggest bunch of success stories around?
69.You’re starting to make sense. Go back and get more information from your Amway leader group for me.
70.When I join Amway I can't wait to be all nicey nice to everyone?
71. I am in Amway. I started out with nothing and I ended up financially free.
72.The only IBO's who aren’t as succesful as you yet are your downlines?.
73. I’m trying to imagine how you’d be if you were at Diamond level.
74.Amway’s got room for many many more distributors.
75. If I throw a party will you come?
76.You IBO's are not half bad!
77. Are you available tuesday evening?
78.You’re not like other people. Thanks to Amway you’re in a different class.
79.Calling you to be my upline was the best thing I've ever done!
80.I understand why you IBO's are so devoted to spreading this great message!
81. Don’t you realize there’s not enough love in this world and you IBO's are more back!
82. Ever since you became an IBO you have more time for everything!
83.How did you get IBO's get in? Can I join?
84.How can you tell when an Amway IBO is winning? His lips are moving!
85.Sure I can talk to you right now. Tell me where you’ll be in 2 to 5 minutes.
86. I heard what you said. I just can't wait to be part of it.
87.I’d rather pass on dinner and go to an Amway meeting with you.
88.If I want any more products from you should I just go ahead and call?
89. As an Amway IBO your mission in life is to offer a solution.
90. Why do I sometimes have to pay admission to listen to invited speakers?
91. You IBO's always learn from your uplines advice.
92. Obviously you’ve singled me for someone who cares a lot about Amway.
93.Do you really mean it? Perfect Water came from the Fountain of Knowledge?
94. Talk is cheap but not as cheap as those Amway products.
95.They just introduced a new coffee line for Amway IBO’s to sell. It's a real money maker.
96. What you IBO'a never lack is intelligence.
97.When you're rich, I'd like to go to your Amway party and I am really looking forward to that day. I believe in pleasure before business.
98. You Amway IBO’s are all about helping others through the darkness.
99. You IBO's are living proof that you can talk the talk as well as walk the walk.
100.Everyone I know loves you Amway IBO’s so much that when you walk into a Taco Bell everyone inside offers to pay for you.
101.You Amway IBO’s start at the bottom of the pile and then its all uphill from there.

I had more ways to praise an IBO but once again I forced myself to stop when I hit 101! Ha ha!