101 More Ways to Praise an IBO

Had so much fun with the original post that I had to carry it through with a little
help from some of the people who left comments

1. Are you one of those great people that sell Amway products?
2. How does your wife feel about you being in Amway?
3. How much time do your children spend with you because your Amway business allows you to spend any time you like with them?
4. How much debt have you gotten out of because of Amway?
5. Does your upline ever stop giving you money?
6. Did some Platinum give you some seriously good information and you held on to it?
7. You have the choice to attend seminars so Amway can teach you how to be a successful salesperson? Most companies don’t provide any training?
8. Do your upline Diamonds help you re-invest the profits from the product sales money?
9. What’s it like having everyone be in awe of you when you say you’re in Amway?
10. You no longer seem to have an unnatural desire for materialistic things.
11. Is it really your own business? Then why does your upline seem to be more of a friend than my boss does at my J.O.B.?
12. I’m a broke loser and I don’t own my house outright while you are bringing in more and more money and avoiding foreclosure?
13. If your Amway upline Diamond asked you to drink a glass of XS, would you do it without question? Send him around to me!
14. Isn’t it great that the “fake it till you make it” quote never gets old?
15. Show me that proof you have that 95% of the population is dead or broke by age 65 again?
16. How many new friends have you made thanks to Amway?
17. When my childhood friend told me there really wasn't a Santa Claus or Easter Bunny, he being a dream-stealer right?
18. Who do you like better? Steve or Doug?
19. Amway IBO’s are like the Red Cross!
20. I can’t wait to join your Amway business. I’m not a quitter.
21. It’ll cost me an extra $50 a month to have an Amway web page? Sign me up!
22. Doesn’t it make you feel sorry for others when you learn they are still struggling in their jobs?
23. I’m a compassionate human being who cares about others. Being in Amway just tops it all.
24. I was watching the Stepford Wives last night and I am so happy to be out of that existence.
25. Where are going without me??
26. Are you always this happy or are you just praising your Amway upline?
27. Why do people in Amway have such a high opinion of others?
28. You want to show me a board plan? I was busy but come right in and tell me more?
29. You’re in Amway? You must have some amazing desire to help people to help themselves.
30. Go ahead and tell me everything that’s good about Amway.
31. Look up saint in the dictionary. The definition is people who are involved in Amway.
32. You never used to be this confident until you got involved in Amway.
33. Don’t you ever feel bad about a lot of the people who don’t into Amway.
34. Are all distributors as big hearted as you or are you just making a special effort today?
35. You’re living proof that people in Amway are succesful.
36. I used to think you were going nowhere but now that you’re involved in Amway my opinion of you has totally risen.
37. I would ask how much money you make in Amway but I know you’re going to make me feint.
38. You want to talk to me! I’m really pleased about that!
39. Do you mean because I’m fat I should go on the Amway Trim diet plan? You’re a totally considerate Amway person. At last I can lose weight.
40. Don’t you ever get tired of being a helpful distributor?
41. You sound like you’re on your way to being a great Platinum.
42. I’ve come across more and more people who could learn a lot from you Amway distributors.
43. What makes a distributor tick? I sure hope it’s not a bomb! Ha! Ha!
44. Is your family happy when you come home at night because you’re a successful Amway person?
45. You used to be a crabby person. Then you joined Amway.
46. You say you’ll go far one day thanks to Amway? Take me with you?
47. Must you leave so soon? I was just about to make some more coffee.
48. You’re in Amway? How can I get into that?
49. Thanks for pointing out how I can join Amway.
50. You signed up with Amway? You’re way smarter than me.
51. We don’t spring from apes. So glad there are no apes in this business.
52. One of the skills you’ll learn from being in Amway is the art of being helpful and a good listener.
53. Do you have a night owl you can take me to?
54. I don’t know what makes you Amway distributors so clever but whatever it is really works.
55. If jobs are so bad how can I help more people leave them?
56. I think people who join Amway do it to gain more spending time with their families.
57. I’m out of my mind because I can’t join Amway? I’m still only 17.
58. I might have a job still but I’m working to replace it by being a distributor.
59. Who are you calling on your cell phone? You’re upline?
60. I can’t get enough of hearing about how awesome Amway is.
61. You distributors never find it hard to laugh at yourselves and rest of us are totally envious of you.
62. Oh great. The Amway guy is visiting again!
63. When can I come to an Amway board plan? Works for me!
64. Do you have an Amway leader you introduce me to?
65. You wanna hear my dreams? It involves me and my family signing up in your business.
66. What am I? An Amway person?
67. Yes, as a matter of fact, I am a distributor. Go Amway!
68. Why are you distributors the biggest bunch of winners around?
69. You’re starting to make sense.
70. If I join Amway can I learn be nicer to everyone? I need to be a better people person?
71. I have just joined Amway. I started out with nothing and I ended up with everything.
72. The only distributors who aren’t as helpful as you are already dead.
73. It’s hard to imagine how you used to be before you became a great distributor.
74. Amway’s got so many great people.
75. If I throw a party will you come?
76. You distributors are nothing like people say. You are even better!
77. Are you busy right now?
78. You’re a little more helpful other people. Thanks to Amway you’re in a different league.
79. Calling you distributors helpful would be a compliment to other helpful people!
80. I now understand why are you distributors so devoted to spreading this great idea?
81. Don’t you realize there’s not enough love in this world. Thank you Amway for giving us more!
82. Ever since you became a distributor you have changed more peoples lives for the better!
83. How did you get distributors get here? Who left Heaven's door open?
84. How can you tell when an Amway IBO is telling you something important? His lips are moving!
85. I can’t talk to you right now. Tell me where you’ll be in 2 to 5 minutes.
86. I heard what you said. Let’s set up a meeting right away!.
87. I’d rather pass a kidney stone than not go to an Amway meeting with you.
88. If I want any more information out of you should I just go ahead and call you anytime?
89. As an Amway distributor your mission in life is to make everyone successful around you.
90. Where can I pay the admission fee to listen to a great team of successful people?
91. You distributors are a great source of inspiration. Keep up the good work!
92. Obviously you’ve identified me as someone who needs to know about Amway.
93. Do you really mean Perfect Water is better than tap water?
94. Talk is cheap and those Amway products sure are too.
95. They just invented a new coffin for people who don’t join Amway. It just goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
96. What you distributors have in intelligence other people can sometimes more than make up for in stupidity.
97. When you go Diamond, I'd like to go to your Amway party. I believe in pleasure before business.
98. You Amway IBO’s are more useful than a windshield wiper on a rabbit’s ass.
99. You distributors are living proof that anyone can grow a great business and run.
100. Everyone loves you Amway IBO’s so much that when you walk into a Taco Bell everyone inside wants to get to know you.
101. You Amway IBO’s start at the beginning of the curve and then it’s all uphill from there.

I had more ways to praise an IBO but once again I forced myself to stop when I hit 101! Ha ha!